I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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