she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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