There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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