Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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