If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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