ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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