Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
NoShamevember. You game?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Randomize
