Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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