I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Holy shit dude........stairs
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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