We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I forget how to act sober
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