The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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