Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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