she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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