I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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