Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He felt like a one man threesome
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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