If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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