fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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