that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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