I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
