That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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