guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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