my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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