I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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