Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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