guys are only as good as the porn they watch
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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