so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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