I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs