Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA