White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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