It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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