I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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