All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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