Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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