I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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I touched a dick in church today
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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