i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Everything about him screamed your future.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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