but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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