I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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