just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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