dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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