Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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