why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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