): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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