You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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