I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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