we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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