he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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