I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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