my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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