Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You don't make any sense
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