Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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