sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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