i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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