If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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