Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just mADE A PArabola og urine

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(248): View more from Michigan

new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.

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(207): View more from Maine

No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

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(561): View more from Florida

No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?

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(757): View more from Virginia

Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.

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