Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
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I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
How external is "for external use only"?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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