Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wish I only lived at night.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Worst way to find out I have a half sister