the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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