Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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