Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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